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• Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
  -- Alice Walke...
• They are the abstract and brief chronicles of the time
  after your death you were better have a bad epitaph than their ill report while you live....
• It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats. -- Stewart Alsop
• Better dead than Redmond.
• Better gay than grumpy!
• Honesty is better than lying.
• It is better to be good than original.
• It's better to divorce than to murder.
• Knowledge is better than ignorance.