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• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say shop for, as opposed to obtain. This is the major drawback of home cente...
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say "shop for", as opposed to "obtain"....
• As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
  What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, "that you make jokes about setting fire to a goat?...
• As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
  What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, "that you make jokes about setting fire to a goat?...