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• The theory of liberty, when delivered in a political speech by a candidate
  always sounds far better and contains a great deal more promise than the actual practice of liberty is prepared to give unless the listeners are willing to pay higher taxes....
• It has come to our attention that there are far far too many nude mice in North America today.
  Help stamp out nude mice. (This is a Public Service Announcement)...
• I find and have found in the past (and, worse, fear that shall find in the future
  oo) that jumping on someone and hollering with a Marine sergeant's voice produces the absolutely best results in a significant majority of cases....
• In my opinion I think that an author when he is writing shouldn't get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that he does not really need.
  -- Writing Rule 16...
• William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
  The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
• People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than when you explain your successes.
  -- Wilbur N. Nesbi...