It Depends On Your Definition Of Asleep. They Were Not Stretched Out.

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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with
their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information,
-- responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector
-- that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job

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