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• Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: [wakes with a start] Aa! [twiddling levers wildly] Uh, just resting my eyes!
  Burns: Ah, well-done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee....
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
  -- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
  -- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...