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• If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
• The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
• I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
  Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
• I admire men of character, and I judge character not by how men deal with their superio
  but mostly how they deal with their subordinates, and that, to me, is where you find out what the character of a man is....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
  [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss....