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• And I thought computers where supposed to make our lives easier!
• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• The pedestrian works where I work. She is a standards coordinator.
  Funny she should be the one I hit....
• Tasha, you're not supposed to be here. "Where am I supposed to be?
  Dead. "Do you know how?" No. But, I do know that it was an empty death, a death without purpose....
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• I 'm on the sea! I 'm on the sea! I am where I would ever be, With the blue above and the blue below, And silence wheresoe'er I go.
  -- Bryan W. Procter (1787-1874) -- The Sea...
• It's funny because *I* said it!
• SMILEY :I Hmmm, not funny!
• Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
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