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• Another good day; the computer is still working!
• My other computer is still in the shop window.
• I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
• 0205 Do you have a separate phone line for your terminal/computer?
  0206 ... Is it legal? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
• Wrote my own communications software in LISP. Got a phone bill for a thousand dollars.
  My computer keeps calling itself. -- Rod Schmid...
• 0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• I turned on my computer, and the screen is still black.
  Where do I get a new light bulb? -- Novice Computer Use...
• As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.
  -- Wood's Axiom...