I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to
everybody on the list.
Steven... - This is a stick-up!
Fax me all your money!... - Necrotelecomunicon:
Death's fax machine... - FAX us money and we'll FAX you
the disk... - Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville,
New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing... - No Clinton!
I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"... - I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
[Imitation] Steven... - I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
Steven... - I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven...
From the same category:
- What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the
wind rustling through the leaves,
that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're... - Microsoft Virus:
UNRECOVERABLE APPLICATION ERROR... - If I don't see you in the future,
I'll see you in the pasture... - I am immortal,
at least till I die... - Simon Bates: So what do you do?
Soldier: I'm an electrician.
Simon Bates: So what's that in layman's terms...
