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• If you don't answer the letters you receive, you won't have the problem long. -- Confucius Say
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• The worlds worst children always live next door, even if you move! -- Confucius Say
• Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
  Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?...
• Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
• It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
  Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
• It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
  Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....