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• Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your house.
  DAVID FROST...
• How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live! -- Henry David Thoreau
• David: "I've tried warning you before. Scientists have always been pawns of the military!
  -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.
  -- David Hockney...
• When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
  here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• Whose house is this? What street are we in? Why did you bring me here?
  --William Cullen Bryant, poet, 1794-1878...
• Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.