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• A wise woman never yields by appointment. -- Stendhal
• Let me have it, Bob. It's not wise to upset a woman.
• A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
• The first plan is simple. Kill Bob. Never! Then try the second.
  Kill yourself! Mmm...and the third? The third is to ensure that no-one _ever_ knows....
• Guys will actually judge women based on the way they're built .
  .. A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is....
• Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woma
  only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. -- Robertson Davie...
• When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
  And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
• It is wise not to seek a secret and honest not to reveal it. -- Ben Frankli
• Wise men still seek the Lord Jesus !!!