I Remember Going Into McDonald's When They Had Some Promotional Giveaway, And Their Sign Read

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I remember going into McDonald's when they had some promotional giveaway,
and their sign read: "Offer available to McDonald's customers only." Now
there's an exclusive group! I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd
like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries
with that?" They're highly intelligent ...
-- Jay Leno

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