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• I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
• I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
• Just are the ways of God, And justifiable to men; Unless there be who think not God at all.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Samson Agonistes, Line 293...
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God. -- Sean Doran the Younge
• God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
• I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• God is dead and I want His job.