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• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• Timothy: "You hate it." Data: "No. I am not capable of hatred.
  -- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3...
• Data: "Geordi, as a child, did you ever experience a traumatic event?
  LaForge: "You're wondering about Timothy?" Data: "Yes....
• LaForge: "How did I know you were going to say that." -- "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
• Picard: "Didn't any of you ever play with ships in bottles when you were boys?
  Worf: "I did not play with toys." Data: "I was never a boy." -- "Booby Trap", Stardate unknow...
• Timothy: "Androids are better than humans?" Data: "'Better' is a highly subjective term.
  I do not for example possess the ability to experience emotion as humans do....
• When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Know myself! What kind of a sentence is that? What wrong did I do so serious?
• In the strictest sense, I did not win. "Data..." I busted him up.
  -- Data and Troi, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4...