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• My friend Jones will vouch for me. How do we know that he can be trusted? Oh, I assure you he can.
• Normally our rules are rigid; we tend to discretion, if for no other reason than self-protection.
  We never recommend any of our graduates, although we cheerfully provide information as to those who have failed their courses....
• Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. -- Erik Satie
• All we know is the phenomenon: we spend our time sending messages to each other, talking and trying to listen at the same time, exchanging information.
  This seems to be our most urgent biological functio...
• Did I do an INCORRECT THING?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Some have thought that I perhaps do not care for Dan Quayle as our current Vice President.
  This is incorrect. I love the man so much I literally worship the quicksand he walks on....
• We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
  -- Vlade Divac, NBA basketball playe...
• Our judgment can be no better than our information.