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In The Event Of Earthquake, Duck, Cover And Hold.
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In the event of earthquake, duck, cover and hold.
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Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover method, but who's laughing now!
-- "Homer Defined...
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck)
All right! Another Earthquake.
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
de la Lastra's Corollary...
An earthquake is Mother Nature's "silent" pager going off.
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Iraq's national Bird: DUCK!
SMILEY \/ duck variatio
