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• New book from Bill: "How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Yea
• Don't try this at home, kids. This should only be done by trained, professional idiots.
  -- Plucky Duck...
• if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck)
• Living with the lame and learning to limp.
• Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
  Homer's Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and -- Home...
• Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going? Home
  OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!...
• Justice is lame as well as blind among us. -- Otway
• The lame dog may miss the hunt, but not the meal.
• Iraq's national Bird: DUCK!