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• CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
  -- Robert Bly...
• Quote #450 "I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
  -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865-1940) [Oral tradition]...
• I love my job -- it's the only place where I get enough sleep.
• Don't change horses in midstream.
• Jockeys do it with their horses.
• No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
• RACERS do it with their horses.
• Stable relationships are for horses.