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• The human brain starts to work the moment you are born and never stops until you get up in public to explain why you voted the way you voted, or what is worse and takes longer, why you did not vote.
• First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
• It always takes longer to get there than to get back. -- First Law of Travel
• Dumb Terminal - doesn't understand what you're trying to get it to do.
  Intelligent Terminal - one that does understand what you're trying to do, but is clever enough to screw up in an interesting way....
• A massive walk-in safe takes up the entire north wall.
  It is tightly closed, and has no handle, lock, nor keyhole....
• I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to tape their albums. -- Margaret Smith
• KLUGE (kloodj) alt. KLUDGE [from the German kluge, clever] n.
  1. A Rube Goldberg device in hard/software. 2. A clever programming trick used as a stopgap measure, and noted for being more efficient than clear....
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• I used to be a lot longer than this.