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  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• Reality implies constancy. Constancy is composed of change, one of the few things in reality that is constant is change.
  Change implies movement from where we were to where we will be after we get on with it....
• It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland.
  -- Lisa reads the Cypress Creek brochure, "You Only Move Twice...
• Nobody can give you freedom.
• Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
  Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house....
• Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him
  he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height....
• If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
  O'Brian's Law...
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• Vote for Nobody. Nobody can help you have a good time.