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• Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
• Located next to the Rob Lowe Teen Dating Center.
• KOTEX: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best.
• A poet only writes about the things he cannot do.
  -- A canard, sung by Meg in The One Love of My Life, -- in Lerner's and Lowe's Brigadoo...
• AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.
• COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary.
• Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
• Hello to married men I've known. I'll soon have a wife and leave yours alone.
  -- Charlie, singing Go Home With Bonnie Jean, in Lerner's and Lowe's Brigadoo...
• The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it. -- Samuel Johnso