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• Todd: [watches `Gomer Pyle' on television] Ned: Is this &l
  all> he watches? Maude: Well, he used to watch `Davey and Goliath', but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous....
• Never pet a dog that's on fire.
• The Pet Principle: No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
• Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
• Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
• President John Quincy Adams owned a pet alligator which he kept in the East Room of the White House.
• And the house! You've done... [looks at the living room
  othing spectacular] Whatever!...
• When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac