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• Love is a hole in the heart. -- Ben Hech
• Any person under the age of thirty, who, having any knowledge of the existing social order, is not a revolutionist, is an inferior.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• The rule in the art world is: you cater to the masses or you kowtow to the elite
  you can't have both. -- Ben Hech...
• The artist isn't made by a haberdasher and a left-wing editorial.
  He's made by the explosive in him that bears the label, "Beware Uniformity....
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job.
• A woman's place is under the covers.
• Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• People of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty, these days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female persuasion.
  "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all perfectly good words, but misapplying them can earn one anything from the charge of vulgarity to a good swift smack....