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• In Response to the Heavy Mail Department: I did not say that Dan Quayle was so dumb he flunked his blood test.
  I know for a fact that his grade was D+, so I did not say that....
• I stayed up all night learning my line.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
• I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
• Quayle stumbled in response to a question about his opinion of the Holocaust.
  He said it was "an obscene period in our nation's history....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....