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• There is a group of young elves cowering in the corner.
  One One of them seems to be trying to attract your attention....
• You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.
• Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
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• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• Four out of five people think the fifth one is an idiot.
• Dear Emily: I'm still confused as to what groups articles should be posted to.
  How about an example? -- Still Confused Dear Still...
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• Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
  Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...