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• The government has just completed work on a faulty missile
  nicknamed 'Civil Servant', it won't work and they can't fire it....
• The perfect civil servant is the man who has a valid objection to any possible solution.
  -- A.H. Heats, May 16, 1965...
• The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.
  -- Ralph Nader, "The Spoiled System...
• Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
• The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out to be a bit of a boondoggle
  icknamed "Civil Servant", it won't work and they can't fire it....
• Civil Engineers do it by reinforcing it.
• Civil engineers do it in the dirt.
• Civil engineers do it with an erection.
• There *is* no such thing as a civil engineer.