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• So many men, so few straight.
• So many boys! So few men! -- Single women's lame
• Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.
  -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage...
• Never before have so few puked so much on so many.
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their lives avoiding marriage while single-mindedly pursuing those things that would make them better prospects?
• So many moderators, so few bullets.
• So many Bruins, so few bullets!
• So many bytes, so few cps.