Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart
to work there?
Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago.
-- And he's been working there five days, right?,
to work there?
Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago.
-- And he's been working there five days, right?,
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- Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mean,
just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - Lisa: Mom, what's wrong?
Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's... - Homer: Bart's not mad at me.
Marge: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the...
From the same category:
- Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch",
but the culottes say "You're paying". -- At the country... - Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay... - Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get
carried away.
Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer... - Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go
back to the fourth grade.
Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the... - Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump!
Homer:
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled...
