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• Picard: "What're you looking at?" Data: "I am not looking at anything, sir.
  I am continuing to organize my files." Picard: "But you were looking at me....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
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• Picard: "Computer, respond." Barclay: "I *am* responding, sir.
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• Was it a car or a cat I saw?