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• Well, I'll take whatever I want, and baby I want you.
• I practice parallel monogamy
• If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michele
• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• I saw a bird outside and I said "do you want some breakfast? I'm having eggs... Oh, sorry.
• I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby.
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...