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• Oh that it were my chief delight To do the things I ought!
  Then let me try with all my might To mind what I am taught....
• O, I have passed a miserable night, So full of ugly sigh
  of ghastly dreams, That, as I am a Christian faithful man, I would not spend another such a night, Though 't were to buy a world of happy days....
• And thank you for the child taglines.
• Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
• When Grandmama fell off the boat And couldn't swim (and wouldn't float), Matilda just stood by and smiled.
  I almost could have slapped the child. -- Harry Graham...
• Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?
  My mother. -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- My Mothe...
• I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else .
  .. I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up....