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• I 'm very lonely now, Mary, For the poor make no new friend
  But oh they love the better still The few our Father sends!...
• Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• If I had thought thou couldst have died, I might not weep for thee
  But I forgot, when by thy side, That thou couldst mortal be....
• If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
  And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do?...
• If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
  And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do?...
• As I thought, no better from this side. -- Eeyore