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• Impeccable: Unable to be eaten by a chicken. -- Ray Hand
• ... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
• Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger. -- Star Trek
• What's the difference between a 4 year research grant and a 4 year athletic scholarship?
  The athletic scholarship comes with a grant of immunity....
• You [humans] find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million.
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