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• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....
• Thought I to myself, we shall never come off scot-free.
• Percy...this is a very difficult situation. ...Yes, my lord.
  Someone's for the chop. You or me, in fact. ...Yes....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head