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• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex
• Sex is like money - very nice to have but vulgar to talk about.
• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• We will talk about time travel yesterday.
• Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
• What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
• We're going to talk about sex--you're going to talk about sex, because I can't remember.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!