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• It is not I who am CRAZY...It is I who am MAD! -- Ren Hoek
• If I am Sophocles, I am not mad; and if I am mad, I am not Sophocles.
  -- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Vit, Anon, p. 64 (Plumptre's Trans.)...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• Clinton: Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
  .. Dole: I am so mad at the Secret Service right now....
• I was, I am, I will be, is a question of grammar and not of existance -- B.
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• There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali