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• I'm not crazy. I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
• I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
• Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.
• I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
• HELP! Man trapped in a human body!
• You're a horrible monster trapped in a human body.
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
• I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. -- Elaine Dundy