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• Procrastinators' Club 1978 annual meeting postponed - again.
• Welcome to last year's meeting of the Procrastinators Club.
• I was interested in joining the National Guard because it enabled me to go to law school as soon as possible.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
• Procrastinators do it later.
• PROCRASTINATORS will do it tomorrow.
• They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
  They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.