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• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• What this country needs is a safety net for people who jump to conclusions. -- B. M. Smith
• Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• gronk out vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow....
• If I didn't have a Unix machine, I'd feel naked. -- Guess Who