It's Always Better To Be A Smart Ass, Than A Dumb Ass.
It's always better to be a smart ass, than a dumb ass.
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
-- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
-- Howard Kandel...
Then there is the man who found the donkey with the IQ of 141.
The poor donkey has no friends, since no one likes a smart ass....
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold. Romanian Proverb
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
Sodomy is a pain in the ass.