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• Dear Emily: I'm still confused as to what groups articles should be posted to.
  How about an example? -- Still Confused Dear Still...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• America has an exaggerated reputation for freedom and opportunity.
  A lady I work with from Peru still believes that any child who wants to go to college can go, and graduate, and find work as a white-collar paper pusher, and save money, and become rich, and get any medical care they need, and have happy, safe children....
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Churchill was given to reading in the bathtub and, while staying at the White House
  he once became so engrossed in an account of the Battle of Fonteney that he forgot President Roosevelt was due to drop by to discuss the upcoming conference in Yalta....
• You have a part-time job, you have a job. That's better than no job at all.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking on $4.25/hour jobs with no benefits at Burger King...
• THE MX IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY. One important reason we have a Defense Department is that when we give it money
  it spends it, which creates jobs, whereas if we left the money in the hands of civilians, we don't know what they'd do with it....