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• Is he Dead Yet?" by Benny Fishery
• He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
• I won't say my wife is fat, but she's the only woman I know ... -- Benny Hill
• I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
  -- Jack Benny (1894-1974), upon receiving an award...
• When I get through making Benny eat his words he'll think he's been on a diet of dry alphabet soup.
  -- Fred Allened Alle...
• Benny Hill: The master of the single entendre.
• Love is always open arms. With arms open you allow love to come and go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.
  If you close your arms about love you'll find you are left only holding yourself....