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• Land of the Single Entendre...
• Nothing succeeds like a canary with no teeth. BENNY HILL ("Think about it!")
• 'Don't you know what good, clean fun is?' 'No, what good is it?' -- Benny Hill
• Is it just me, or does Boris Yeltsin look an awful lot like Benny Hill?
• I won't say my wife is fat, but she's the only woman I know ... -- Benny Hill
• Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
• He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• If they'd had the Underground in Henry VIII's day "Tower Hill return, please.
  And a single for the wife....