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• Nick the Greek's Law of Life: All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
• Save all cute things in life.
• I trust only one thing in a woman: that she will not come to life again after she is dead.
  In all other things I distrust her. -- Antipanes (388-311 B.C.), Greek comic dramatist, Fragme...
• I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair.
  Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?...
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• Where life is possible at all, a right life is possible
  life in a palace is possible; therefore even in a palace a right life is possible....
• The best things in life are chocolate.
• The best things in life are for a fee.
• The best things in life are free.