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• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer before I meet you.
  ) -- Virginia W. Smith...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Chelsea: Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Rush!
• I gave my love an Apple, that had no core; I gave my love a building, that had no floo
  I wrote my love a program, that had no end; I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'....
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....