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• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• Nay, then, let the devil wear black, for I 'll have a suit of sables.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I'm young.. I'm HEALTHY.. I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Tester I 'll have in pouch, when thou shalt lack, Base Phrygian Turk!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• jock hitch (hawk hitch) v.: to adjust the family jewels in public.
  Those spotty creeps on the corner jock hitch every time I walk by....
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy