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• I would believe only in a god who could dance. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• Data: "That is part of my dilemma. I have the curiosity of humans, but there are questions that I will never have the questions to.
  What it is like to laugh, or cry, or to experience any human emotions....
• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• I laugh at "paid program
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggi