I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with
people I don't know.
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the... - I can't stop thinking like this.
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Steven... - If you skate on thin ice,
skate _fast_... - The other day I.... No, that wasn't me.
--
comedian Steven... - The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
--
Steven... - I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
--
Steven... - A metaphor is like a simile.
--
Steven... - All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes... - I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights
instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else...
From the same category:
- All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La... - Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.
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William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night --... - Born Again
Pagan... - This is your home away from home;
keep it clean... - I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled
expectantly...
