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• Virginity is a bubble on the sea of life, which takes but one prick to break. -- Jordan Sand
• I had a life once... but now I have a modem.
• I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
• Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
• All I really want in life is a piece and some quiet.
• When stars are in the quiet skies, Then most I pine for thee
  Bend on me then thy tender eyes, As stars look on the sea....
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• Life teems with quiet fun.
• ...and so castles made of sand slip into the sea eventually. -- Jimi Hendrix